9 week old puppy in 10 inches of snow
why do people think theres a purpose for our existence we literally are a bunch of talking apes on a giant rock floating in space
i feel like twilight was robert pattinson’s unintentionally successful text post and he keeps trying to remake to get away from the notes but people find his new blog every time
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama
or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..?
and he was like
Leaving for Toronto!!!!
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.