tamaratunie:

*suddenly hears rain really loud outside* let’s go back…….back to the beginning………………

Posted 1 week ago
with 6,407 notes
#omg

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Posted 1 week ago
with 150,179 notes
#omg #i open at the queue
  • YA Book: wHite yoUng girl!!!1!
  • YA Book: sHe is difFERenT!!!!!1!!@
  • YA Book: speciAL pOWer!!!-!!
  • YA Book: cute boY love HeR!!!
  • YA Book: bUTttttt
  • Ya Book: anOTher boy alsO??? love heR?!?!??!!!
  • Ya Book: HOw will sHe cHOOse!!?!?!?!?1!! aNd save wORld?????!?!!
Posted 2 weeks ago
with 81,288 notes
#omg #i open at the queue

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

Posted 3 months ago
with 196,232 notes
#omg

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

Posted 6 months ago
with 286,437 notes
#omg

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

Posted 6 months ago
with 536,117 notes
#omg

jordan-belfart:

quentin tarantino’s 9th movie is just going to be a period film where every man woman and child is played by christoph waltz and it’s going to be called waltzing with christoph

Posted 7 months ago
with 7,035 notes
#omg #queue: exploring 37 brooks

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

Posted 8 months ago
with 122,701 notes
#omg

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

Posted 8 months ago
with 203,661 notes
#omg #queue: exploring 37 brooks

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yea i smoke. smoke the losers on mario kart. i’ve never even heard of drugs

Posted 11 months ago
with 41,995 notes
#omg

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

Posted 11 months ago
with 447,521 notes
#omg

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

Posted 1 year ago
with 423,721 notes
#omg #queue: throwing a ball for isaac lahey

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

Posted 1 year ago
with 733,949 notes
#omg
Posted 1 year ago
with 170,197 notes
#puppies #i'm dying #omg #they're so cute

9 week old puppy in 10 inches of snow

Posted 1 year ago
with 192,922 notes
#puppy #omg #SO CUTE

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