pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

jordan-belfart:

quentin tarantino’s 9th movie is just going to be a period film where every man woman and child is played by christoph waltz and it’s going to be called waltzing with christoph

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yea i smoke. smoke the losers on mario kart. i’ve never even heard of drugs

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

9 week old puppy in 10 inches of snow

stonedgossard420:

why do people think theres a purpose for our existence we literally are a bunch of talking apes on a giant rock floating in space

rlyhigh:

and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”