posted 5 months ago with 86,427 notes via - source: + reblog

9 week old puppy in 10 inches of snow

stonedgossard420:

why do people think theres a purpose for our existence we literally are a bunch of talking apes on a giant rock floating in space

posted 7 months ago with 39,433 notes via letsrideanimpala - source: portablemiah + reblog
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rlyhigh:

and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”
posted 7 months ago with 229,480 notes via thatbluebox - source: rlyhigh + reblog
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Just think of how many more books I could have sold if Harry had been a bit more creative with his wand. — J.K. Rowling (on 50 Shades of Grey)

ashtoneaton:

i feel like twilight was robert pattinson’s unintentionally successful text post and he keeps trying to remake to get away from the notes but people find his new blog every time

posted 8 months ago with 21,665 notes via owencarstairs - source: whoopigoldblum + reblog
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where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

posted 8 months ago with 83,868 notes via cyberbirds - source: hirocks + reblog

213498:

this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama

or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..?

and he was like

OMFG

WHAT

posted 8 months ago with 89,995 notes via linetteherondale - source: 213498 + reblog
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Leaving for Toronto!!!!

So excited!

posted 9 months ago with 6 notes + reblog

trentofsky:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

sassygaynations:

the only way this could get any more british is if at the end we declared war on France

posted 10 months ago with 11,071 notes via winchstrs - source: revolutionariess + reblog
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