highfunctioningdarklordofall:

can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

Posted 2 months ago
with 195,673 notes
#omg

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

Posted 5 months ago
with 268,748 notes
#omg

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

Posted 5 months ago
with 526,565 notes
#omg

jordan-belfart:

quentin tarantino’s 9th movie is just going to be a period film where every man woman and child is played by christoph waltz and it’s going to be called waltzing with christoph

Posted 6 months ago
with 7,039 notes
#omg #queue: exploring 37 brooks

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

Posted 6 months ago
with 121,584 notes
#omg

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

Posted 6 months ago
with 168,621 notes
#omg #queue: exploring 37 brooks

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yea i smoke. smoke the losers on mario kart. i’ve never even heard of drugs

Posted 10 months ago
with 41,954 notes
#omg

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

Posted 10 months ago
with 432,445 notes
#omg

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

Posted 11 months ago
with 412,930 notes
#omg #queue: throwing a ball for isaac lahey

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

Posted 11 months ago
with 714,244 notes
#omg
Posted 1 year ago
with 169,968 notes
#puppies #i'm dying #omg #they're so cute

9 week old puppy in 10 inches of snow

Posted 1 year ago
with 192,919 notes
#puppy #omg #SO CUTE
Posted 1 year ago
with 25,282 notes
#friends #the third gif #omg #literally every line from this show is giffable

stonedgossard420:

why do people think theres a purpose for our existence we literally are a bunch of talking apes on a giant rock floating in space

Posted 1 year ago
with 39,858 notes
#omg
Posted 1 year ago
with 19,061 notes
#omg #everything #eVERYTHING IS RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES FOR ME RIGHT NOW

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